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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 103
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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
Hunger makes thief of any man.
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Dr. Karl Menninger
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts, because they can be made to appear so many different ways.
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Elinor Guggenheimer
I see something that has to be done and I organize it.
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Haim Ginott
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
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Dan Quayle, 10/2/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. There is no need to worry about a protracted war because from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time.
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La Rochefoucauld
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true worth.
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Kahlil Gibran
You see but your shadow when you turn your back to the sun.
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Henrik Ibsen
Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.
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Tallyrand
I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion than an army of 100 lions lead by a sheep.
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William Wordsworth
A mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone.
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John Burroughs
The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.
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Ronald Reagan
The White House is the leakiest place I've ever been in. (On special measures to ensure secrecy of plans to bomb Libya)
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