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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 67

Virginia

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.


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Author Unknown

If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.


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Francis Bacon

The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.


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Lois McMaster Bujold

Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.


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Isaac Bashevis Singer

Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.


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Louise Nevelson

I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of alienation and strengthens the power of resistance.


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Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, part 2, 1891

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.


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I Ching

A person in danger should not try to escape at one stroke. He should first calmly hold his own, then be satisfied with small gains, which will come by creative adaptations.


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Wendell Phillips

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty--power is ever stealing from the many to the few.


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Aristotle

This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects for it redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half.



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