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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 81
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Mark Twain
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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Socrates
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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William Feather
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Woodrow Wilson
...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.
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Ferdinand Foch
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will-stubborn will.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines.
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Abraham Lincoln
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.
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Russell Wayne Baker
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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Robertson Davies
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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Charles Dickens
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
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Abraham Lincoln
Lets have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 4
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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