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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 68
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Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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John Owen
Without absolutes revealed from without by God Himself, we are left rudderless in a sea of conflicting ideas about manners, justice and right and wrong, issuing from a multitude of self-opinionated thinkers.
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C. S. Lewis
No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.
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Thomas Mann
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of our existence, I have formed during the last few years such close relations with this best and truest friend of mankind, that his image is not only no longer terrifying to me, but is indeed very soothing and consoling And I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity...of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness.
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Maria Edgeworth
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
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George Herbert Walker Bush
Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our own purposes nor to make a great show in the world, nor a name. There is but one just use of power and it is to serve people.
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Arthur C. Clarke
The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
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Anonymous
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
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R. D. Laing
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart.
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Bertrand Russell
In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now and then on the things we have taken for granted.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I see no remedy except force... It seems to me that every society rests on the death of men.
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