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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 59
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T. S. Eliot
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
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Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Every extension of knowledge arises from making the conscious the unconscious.
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Woody Allen
At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of his box and fell into the orchestra pit. Too proud to admit it was a mistake, he attended the opera every night for a month and repeated it each time.
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Válcav Havel, parade, Times Picayune
Courage means going against majority opinion in the name of the truth.
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Max Planck
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them to see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.
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Mark Twain
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
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Ovid
By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature's softened, and more gentle grows.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
The indefatigable pursuit of an unattainable perfection, even though it consists in nothing more than the pounding of an old piano, is what alone gives meaning to our life on this unavailing star.
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Horace Greeley
The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.
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Martin Luther King Jr., December 11, 1964
Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time; the need for mankind to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to oppression and violence. Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
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