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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 58
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Helen Keller
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
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Herman Melville
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
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Robert W. Sarnoff
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
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E. B. White
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
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Andrew Schneider
You bluffed me I don't like it when people bluff me. It makes me question my perception of reality.
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Bertrand Russell
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
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Albert Einstein
The state exists for man, not man for the state. The same may be said of science. These are old phrases, coined by people who saw in human individuality the highest human value. I would hesitate to repeat them, were it not for the ever recurring danger that they may be forgotten, especially in these days of organization and stereotypes.
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Josh Billings
Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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Joyce Grenfell
I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking.
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Dave Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
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