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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 82
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Benjamin Franklin
Necessity never made a good bargain.
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Seneca
To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind.
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Joseph Weizenbaum
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.
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Aldous Huxley
Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the intent.
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Carol Burnett
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Seneca
An unpopular rule is never long maintained.
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Albert Schweitzer
A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
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Jewish Proverb
Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
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Author Unknown
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
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Kahlil Gibran
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.
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Hesiod
Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning.
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