|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 90
|
Bede Jarrett
The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail.
= = = = = = = = = =
Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jiddu Krishnamurti
Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and craving for power that are in the heart of almost everyone. Until the source is cleared, there will always be confusion and hate, wars and class antagonisms.
= = = = = = = = = =
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
All the means of action - the shapeless masses - the materials - lie everywhere about us. What we need is the celestial fire to change the flint into the transparent crystal, bright and clear. That fire is genius.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sydney Smith
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse than nothing.
= = = = = = = = = =
Malayan Proverb
Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in a flock of goats.
= = = = = = = = = =
Author Unknown
The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom.
= = = = = = = = = =
Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyla), James Reston, Galileo, A Life, HarperCollins, NY, 1994, p 461.
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.
= = = = = = = = = =
Euripides
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
= = = = = = = = = =
Spanish Proverb
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
= = = = = = = = = =
Margaret of Valois
In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.
= = = = = = = = = =
Harry Emerson Fosdick
The steady discipline of intimate friendship with Jesus results in men becoming like Him.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|