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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 90

Bede Jarrett

The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail.


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Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.


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Jiddu Krishnamurti

Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and craving for power that are in the heart of almost everyone. Until the source is cleared, there will always be confusion and hate, wars and class antagonisms.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All the means of action - the shapeless masses - the materials - lie everywhere about us. What we need is the celestial fire to change the flint into the transparent crystal, bright and clear. That fire is genius.


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Sydney Smith

Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse than nothing.


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Malayan Proverb

Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in a flock of goats.


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Author Unknown

The best mind might be the wisest mind if it were a mind alone that produces wisdom.


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Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyla), James Reston, Galileo, A Life, HarperCollins, NY, 1994, p 461.

Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.


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Euripides

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.


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Spanish Proverb

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.


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Margaret of Valois

In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.


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Harry Emerson Fosdick

The steady discipline of intimate friendship with Jesus results in men becoming like Him.



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