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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 91
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Cyril Connolly
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what will be read once.
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Oscar Wilde
We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
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Muriel Rukeyser
I think there is a choice possible to us at any moment, as long as we live. But there is no sacrifice. There is a choice, and the rest falls away. Second choice does not exist. Beware of those who talk about sacrifice.
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Terence
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror, and from others to take an example for himself.
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Anthony Robbins
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough You must take action.
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Bertrand Russell
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
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Unknown
Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough.
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Walter S. Robertson
The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them.
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G. K. Chesterton, The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown
The discovery of this strange society was a curiously refreshing thing; to realize that there were ten new trades in the world was like looking at the first ship or the first plough. It made a man feel what he should feel, that he was still in the childhood of the world.
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Marvin Minsky
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
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Cicero
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.
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