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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 89
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Marianne Williamson, Return to Love, 1992
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
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Frances Hodgson Burnett
Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
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Robert Burton
A good conscience is a continual feast.
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Samuel Goldwyn
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 6.
Because a thing is difficult for you, do not therefore suppose it to be beyond mortal power. On the contrary, if anything is possible and proper for man to do, assume that it must fall within your own capacity.
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William Westmoreland
I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy.
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Glenn Holm
To find something you can enjoy is far better than finding something you can possess.
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Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Charles De Gaulle
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the Greatness of a road leading towards the unknown.
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John Keats
Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost as a remembrance.
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Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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