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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 92

Alice Walker

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.


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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

In general, in poetry and literature, I am among those people who believe that too much is indispensable.


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Robert A. Heinlein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win.


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Booker T. Washington

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.


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English Proverb

Don't fall before you're pushed.


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Paul Graham, September 2004

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as suits.


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Proverb

One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.


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Titus Livius

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.


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James Thurber

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.


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Samuel Johnson

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.


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John Wood Campbell, Jr.

We presuppose two things that there is yet to be learned infinitely more than is now known, and that man can learn it.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and no man ever caught the reins of a thought except as it galloped past him.



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