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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 100
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Crow, The
Eric Draven It's not a good day to be a bad guy.
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Clive
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
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Plutarch
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed that one is adversity.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
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Howard Zinn
Was all this bloodshed and deceit - from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritans - a necessity for the human race to progress from savagery to civilization? Was Morison right in burying the story of genocide inside a more important story of human progress? Perhaps a persuasive argument can be made - as it was made by Stalin when he killed pesants for industrial progress in the Soviet Union, as it was made by Churchill explaining the bombings of Dresden and Hamburg, and Truman explaining Hiroshima. But how can the judgement be made if the benefits and losses cannot be balanced because the losses are either unmentioned or mentioned quickly?
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Jewish Proverb
As you teach, you learn.
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Sigmund Freud
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
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Swordfish
Gabriel Oh come on Stan Not everything ends the way you think it should Besides, audiences love happy endings.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral pour encourager les autres. (In this country England it is thought well to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others. from Candide)
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Tiger Woods
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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