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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 57

Greville

No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.


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John Mason Brown

She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.


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Thomas Elisha Stewart

Men have become fools with their tools.


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Miguel De Cervantes, Don Quixote de la Mancha

When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical may be madness. To surrender dreams, this may be madness. To seek treasures where there is only trash...Too much sanity may be madness, and maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.


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Dr. Karl Menninger

Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.


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John F. Kennedy

Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.


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Thomas H. Huxley

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.


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John Stuart Mill

Indeed the dictum that truth always triumphs over persecution, is one of those pleasant falsehoods which men repeat after one another till they pass into common places, but which all experience refutes.


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Charles De Gaulle

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.


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George Santayana

Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last, in the ripeness of instinct and discretion, it can be safely exchanged for fidelity and happiness.


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Mary Hirsch

Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.


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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.



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