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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 56
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Will Durant
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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James Joyce
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
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Bernard Grasset
The chimerical pursuit of perfection is always linked to some important deficiency, frequently the inability to love.
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Julius K. Nyerere
Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way.
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Marlene Dietrich
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.
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Robert Frost
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.
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Galileo Galilei
You cannot teach a man anything. you can only help him to find it for himself.
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Orison Swett Marden
It is the youth who sees a great opportunity hidden in just these simple services, who sees a very uncommon situation, a humble position, who gets on in the world.
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Plato
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
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