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Mark Twain
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
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Turkish Proverb
A heart in love with beauty never grows old.
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Albert Einstein
As long as Nazi violence was unleashed only, or mainly, against the Jews, the rest of the world looked on passively and even treaties and agreements were made with the patently criminal government of the Third Reich.... The doors of Palestine were closed to Jewish immigrants, and no country could be found that would admit those forsaken people. They were left to perish like their brothers and sisters in the occupied countries. We shall never forget the heroic efforts of the small countries, of the Scandinavian, the Dutch, the Swiss nations, and of individuals in the occupied part of Europe who did all in their power to protect Jewish lives.
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Bruce Lee
One great cause of failure is lack of concentration.
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William James
He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed.
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Colette
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
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Isaac Asimov
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be. . ..
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Ann Landers
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.
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Plato
Life must be lived as play.
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Gore Vidal
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
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Vince Lombardi
If you can't accept losing, you can't win.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way after us.
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