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Anon.
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Jonathan Larson, From musical/rock opera: Rent
No other road, no other way, no day but today.
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Herbert Spencer
Education has for its object the formation of character.
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Rene Descartes
It is not enough to have a good mind the main thing is to use it well.
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Aristotle
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
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Chief Seattle
What is man without the beasts If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
I love tranquil solitude And such society As is quiet, wise, and good.
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Euripides
A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost.
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William Penn
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.
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Ruth Gordon
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
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William Shakespeare
Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question.
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