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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 53

Frank Herbert, Dune

Truth is subject to too much analysis.


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Stanley Kubrick

A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.


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Author Unknown

A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion.


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William Connor Magee

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Be not as one that hath ten thousand years to live death is nigh at hand while thou livest, while thou hast time, be good.


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Pliny the Elder

From the end spring new beginnings.


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Daniel Webster

Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital.


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Jerome K. Jerome

I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.


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Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women… merely adored.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.


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George Gissing

It is the mind which creates the world about us, and even though we stand side by side in the same meadow, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours, my heart will never stir to the emotions with which yours is touched.


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W. S. Gilbert, The Mikado, 1885

My object all sublime I shall achieve in time...



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