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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 65
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James Grover Thurber
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Plato, Dialogues, Phaedo
False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
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Danish proverb
If you would live healthy, be old early.
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P. G. Wodehouse
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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Ralph Charell
Nobody succeeds beyond his or her wildest expectations unless he or she begins with some wild expectations.
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Robert Herrick
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying.
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Vaclav Havel
Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good.
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Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin
In the end, everything is a gag.
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Charles Baudelaire
Any healthy man can go without food for two days -- but not without poetry.
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Lane Olinghouse
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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Spencer Silver
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this.
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Henry David Thoreau
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
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