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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 66
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Martin Mull
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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James Russell Lowell
Folks never understand the folks they hate.
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Henry Bromel, Northern Exposure, The Big Kiss, 1991
They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
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Dorothy Day
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
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Alvin Toffler
Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise -- bureaucrats.
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Robert Sternberg
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
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Kahlil Gibran
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
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Pliny the Younger, Letters
His only fault is that he has no fault.
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William Orville Douglas
Common sense often makes good law.
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Daniel Webster
Mind is the great lever of all things.
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Aesop, The Old Man and Death
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.
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