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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 52
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Marcel Proust
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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George Santayana
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
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Lao-Tzu, Tao te Ching
Learning builds daily accumulation, but the prictice of Tao builds daily simplification. Simplify and simplify, until all contamination from relative, contridictory thinking is eliminated. Then one does nothing, yet nothing is left undone. One who wins the world does so by not meddling with it. One who meddles with the world loses it.
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Happy Gilmore
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Corrine Dewlow
It is your attitude at the beginning of a task that determines success or failure.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
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e e cummings
Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
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George Bernard Shaw
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
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O. Henry, "A Ruler of Men."
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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John Ruskin
This is the true nature of home - it is the place of Peace the shelter, not only from injury, but from all terror, doubt and division.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can' Then get busy and find out how to do it.
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John Lennon
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there's no problem, only solutions.
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