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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 51
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Jose Raul Bernardo, The Wise Women of Havana (HarperCollins, 2002)
Happiness is a way of praying.
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Confucius
What the superior man seeks is in himself what the small man seeks is in others.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts; and if any would write in a noble style, let him first possess a noble soul.
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Publilius Syrus
The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it.
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John Quincy Adams
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.
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William Arthur Ward
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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Albert Camus
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer, New York Times Magazine, Nov. 26, 1978
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life and death. When literature becomes too intellectual -- when it begins to ignore the passions, the motions -- it becomes sterile, silly, and actually without substance.
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e.e. cummings
to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night to make you like everybody else--is to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight.
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Groucho Marx
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
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John C. Dvorak
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