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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 50
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Sir Robert Anthony Eden
If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
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Aristotle
Change in all things is sweet.
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Dan Quayle
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
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Friedrich von Schiller, Cohen & Cohen 1960, The Penguin dictionary of quotations
Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. (Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens)
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
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Richard Willard Armour
It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.
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Henry Steele Commager
Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them.
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Paul Rudnick
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
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Dag Hammarskjld
Forgiveness breaks the chain of causality because he who forgives you -- out of love--takes upon himself the consequences of what you have done. Forgiveness, therefore, always entails a sacrifice.
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Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus
That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.
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Dr. Seuss, (as quoted in his obit in Time)
...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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