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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 97
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Earl Warren
The sports page records people's accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Edward De Bono
Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car.
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Bob Alberti
Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip may crush it. Do not let the fear of dropping it cause you to hold it too tightly the chances are, it's holding you too.
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Charles F. Kettering
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
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Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve
Vigny, more secretAs if in his tower of ivory, retired before noon.N.B. Vigny refers to Comte de Vigny, who locked himself in an ivory tower to work without the influences of man and desire.
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Albert Camus
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
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T. S. Eliot
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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Marcel Proust
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
This ONLY is denied God The power to undo the past.
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George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
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Jerry Frankhauser
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.
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