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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 88
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Thomas S. Szasz
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.
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Epictetus, Enchiridion
It is the action of an uninstructed person to reproach others for his own misfortune; of one entering instruction, to reproach himself; and one perfectly instructed, to reproach neither others nor himself.
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Thomas H. Kean
The most painful death in all the world is the death of a child. When a child dies, when one child dies-not the 11 per '1
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all the night longSad storm, whose tears are vain,Bare woods, whose branches strain,Deep caves and dreary main, - Wail, for the world's wrong
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Oscar Wilde
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
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Joseph Addison
A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
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Bruce Barton
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance
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Rita Mae Brown, Venus Envy
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
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Sybil Adelman
Think about a woman. Doesn't know you're thinking about her. Doesn't care you're thinking about her. Makes you think about her even more.
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Ephesians 425 Bible
Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are members one of another.
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Oscar Wilde
Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
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