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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 102
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Euripides
Do not consider painful what is good for you.
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Marlene Dietrich
Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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Russell Hoban
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if we're put here on earth to show how silly they aren't.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
An army marches on its stomach.
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Bertrand Russell
'Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.
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Robert Leighton
The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.
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Alfred A. Montapert
The main source of our wealth is goodness. The affections and the generous qualities that God admires in a world full of greed.
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James Thurber
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The difference of race is one of the reasons why I fear war may always exist because race implies difference, difference implies superiority, and superiority leads to predominance.
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Charlotte Bronte
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.
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Richard Feynman, Letter to Koichi Mano
No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.
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S.J. Perelman
I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas.
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