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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 79
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Sir Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
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Frank A. Clark
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
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Herb Caen
There are more of them than us.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, September 2002
The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Consciously or unconsciously we all strive to make the kind of a world we like.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is other people.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
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Albert Einstein
There is an atmosphere of well-sounding oratory that likes to attach itself to dress clothes. Away with it
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Bernard Baruch
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will be there, but to get the truth, the realities that must be grappled with. You may not like what you find. In that case you are entitled to try to change it. But do not deceive yourself as to what you do find to be the facts of the situation.
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Jimi Hendrix
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally know peace.
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Voltaire
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Peter De Vries
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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