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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 87
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Holly Lisle, Fire In The Mist, 1992
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
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Ursala Lequin
To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it is to deny the hope of a real future....
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George Eliot, a.k.a. Mary Ann Evans
Excessive literary production is a social offense.
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Denis Watley
The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, or ever seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them.
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Leo Buscaglia
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
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Jenna Elfman
My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there's a kind of simplicity to that way of thinking.
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Hobart Brown
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
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Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
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Publilius Syrus
Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
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Rebecca West
Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.
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Charlie Chaplin
In the end, everything is a gag.
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George Eliot
We hand folks over to God's mercy, and show none ourselves.
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