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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 87

Holly Lisle, Fire In The Mist, 1992

The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.


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Ursala Lequin

To break a promise is to deny the reality of the past Therefore it is to deny the hope of a real future....


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George Eliot, a.k.a. Mary Ann Evans

Excessive literary production is a social offense.


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Denis Watley

The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, or ever seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them.


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Leo Buscaglia

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.


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Jenna Elfman

My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there's a kind of simplicity to that way of thinking.


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Hobart Brown

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.


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Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.


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Publilius Syrus

Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.


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Rebecca West

Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.


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Charlie Chaplin

In the end, everything is a gag.


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George Eliot

We hand folks over to God's mercy, and show none ourselves.



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