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Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 78
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Under peaceful conditions the militant man attacks himself.
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Lucille S. Harper
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
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Tom Robbins
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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Laurence J. Peter
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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American Indian Proverb
We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children.
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Ignacio Estrada
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
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Michael Faraday
Nothing is too wonderful to be true.
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Eric Hoffer
We often use strong language not to express a powerful emotion but to evoke it in us.
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Umberto Eco
Books are not made to be believed, but to be subjected to inquiry.
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Horace Walpole
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Art Spander
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
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