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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 110
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Baron Manfred von Richthofen ("Red Baron")
The aggressive spirit, the offensive, is the chief thing everywhere in war, and the air is no exception.
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Saudi Proverb
If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon follow.
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Indira Gandhi
We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
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Michel Leiris
Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on himself, it is not the person with closed eyes who makes the discovery but the person with open eyes lucid enough to fit thoughts together. Dream- a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows- is essentially poetry.
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W. Somerset Maugham
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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Stephen King
You cannot condemn a man for what may only be a figment of your own imagination.
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Marlene Dietrich
It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Gene Brown
Accept good advice gracefully--as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
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Michael Parenti
The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominate political mythology.
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Chinese Proverb
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
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