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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 105
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Oscar Levant
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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James
Better and ugly face than an ugly mind.
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Seneca
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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Niccollo Machavelli, The Prince.
So as a prince is forced to know how to act like a beast, he must learn from the fox and the lion; becouse the lion is defenceless against traps and the fox is defenceless against wolves. Therefore one must be a fox in order to recognise traps and lion to frighten off wolves.
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Ella Wheeler
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
but has trouble enough of its own.
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Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957), To his orchestra
Assassins!
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Lester Bangs
The only questions worth asking today are whether humans are going to have any emotions tomorrow, and what the quality of life will be if the answer is no.
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Henry Kissinger
When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to anybody that he should be governor much less president
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Dorothy Parker
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
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John Wooden
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
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Hebrews 132 Bible
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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A. Edward Newton
If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home where love and confidence increase with the years, where the necessities of life come without severe strain, where luxuries enter only after their cost has been carefully considered.
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