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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 74

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.


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Harriet Beecher Stowe

I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.


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Doris Lessing

In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.


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Kathleen Norris

If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We can stop doing and concentrate on being.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, July 7, 2003

Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.


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Benjamin Spock

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.


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Paul Hawken

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.


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William Shakespeare, Richard II

I wasted time, now time doth waste me.


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George Bernard Shaw

Nothing ever is done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.


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Stewart B. Johnson

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves -- to break our own records, to outstrip our yesterday by our today.


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Beryl Markham

You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself.


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Dale Carnegie

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones tend to take care of themselves.



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