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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 77
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Emerson
The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.
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Virgil
Fortune favors the bold.
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Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Unknown
A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if a man has not certainly promised himself success. - De Tranquillitate Animi
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Oscar Wilde
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
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Seneca
It should be our care not so much to live a long life as a satisfactory one.
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Dr. Karl Menninger
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.
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John Milton
Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.
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Terry Goodkind
Only a fool walks backwards into the future.
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Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.
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