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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 198

Hellen Keller

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, February 13, 2003

EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. We’re looking for something, though we’re not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow some of the side roads that appear suddenly in the mist.


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Jon Kabit-Zinn

Awareness is not the same as thought. It lies beyond thinking, although it makes no use of thinking, honoring it's value and it's power. Awareness is more like a vessel which can hold and contain our thinking, helping us to see and know our thought as thought rather than getting caught up in them as reality.


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John D. Rockefeller

Good leadership consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people.


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Ferdinand Foch

None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.


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Sir Thomas Browne, 1642

There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.


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Robert Graves

Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.


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Aesop, The Dog in the Manger

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.


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Charles V

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.


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Epictetus

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.


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Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.


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R. Buckminster Fuller

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.



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