|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 149
|
Author Unknown
Replying to the tributes paid to him at a testimonial dinner, Herbert Bayard Swope said; I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure. Try to please everybody.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Winston Churchill
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.
= = = = = = = = = =
Epictetus
Everything has two handles,--one by which it may be borne another by which it cannot.
= = = = = = = = = =
Etty Hillesum
One must also accept that one has 'uncreative' moments. The more honestly one can accept that, the quicker these moments will pass.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles Dickens
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
= = = = = = = = = =
Doctor Who
Resistance is useless.
= = = = = = = = = =
Confucius, The Confucian Analects
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
= = = = = = = = = =
Swingers
Trent I'm making Gretzky's head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
= = = = = = = = = =
James Carroll, O Magazine, October 2002
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…but there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.
= = = = = = = = = =
Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
