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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 196
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English Proverb
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
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Eugene Benge
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
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Richard Feynman
Nature has a great simplicity and therefore a great beauty.
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Jared Sparks
When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often learn something.
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Austin L. Sorensen
A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father.
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Thomas a Kempis
Remember that lost time does not return.
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Anthony D\'Angelo
Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community.
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Helen Kelller
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
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Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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H. L. Mencken
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 11.
Virtue they will but abuse, and taunt her with bitter revilling.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
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