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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 127

Norman Vincent Peale

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. You lift the relationship thereby to a higher level. The best in the other person begins to flow out toward you as your best flows toward him. In the meeting of the best in each a higher unity of understanding is established.


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Greek

Painless poverty is better than embittered wealth.


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Chinese Proverb

Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.


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William Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act 5 scene 1

Out, damned spot! out, I say!


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Unknown

A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your acquaintance will in a thousand years.


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Voltaire

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


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Francois de La Rochefoucald

There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.


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Adam Richardson

All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with.


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Benjamin Franklin

He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.


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Russell L. Ackoff

To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behavior taken separately.


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Fran Lebowitz

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.


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Carl Sagan

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.



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