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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 112

Frank Herbert, Dune

All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy.


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Danish proverb

An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship.


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Samuel Johnson

Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.


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Jacques Martin Barzun

Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.


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Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molire

To live without loving is not really to live.


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Gerald N. Weiskott

The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a failure.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson, "American Civilization", The Atlantic Monthly, 1862

Hitch your wagon to a star.


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Pablo Picasso

We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.


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Robert Benchley

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.


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Corrie ten Boom

Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow - it empties today of strength.


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Hippocrates

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.


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Joseph Conrad, Lord Jim

Who could tell what forms, what visions, what faces, what forgiveness he could see in the glow of the west!



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