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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 156
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Francis Quarles
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine equals thou shalt enjoy more pleasure in the society of thy superiors thou shalt find more profit. To be the best in the company is the way to grow worse.
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Euripides
Account no man happy till he dies.
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Johann von Goethe
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
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Emerson
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
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William O. Douglas
The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling.
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Clyde Kluckhohn
Anthropology provides a scientific basis for dealing with the crucial dilemma of the world today how can peoples of different appearance, mutually unintelligible languages, and dissimilar ways of life get along peaceably together
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Cicero
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
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Ben Stein, E! Online, 12-20-03
I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
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Mike Phillips
Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
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