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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 36
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Jean Cocteau
The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
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C. S. Lewis
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
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Richard Rybolt
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails.
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David Assael, Northern Exposure, It Happened in Juneau, 1992
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
When action grows unprofitable, gather information when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
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Thomas Fuller
A good garden may have some weeds.
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Dirk Van Der Elst, Culture as Given, Culture as Choice
Successful education is always a two-way street.
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Yogi Berra
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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William Shakespeare, "Much Ado about Nothing", Act 3 scene 1
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
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