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Crazy Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 113
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William James
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
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Alexandra Stoddard
What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows.
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Robert J. Sawyer
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
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Abraham Lincoln
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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William Shakespeare
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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John Locke
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without anyother reason but because they are not already common.
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Clarence Darrow
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
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Irv Kupcinet
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
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Nicholas Butler
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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Elbert Hubbard
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
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Wilfred Peterson
Big thinking precedes great achievement.
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