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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 130
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Kathleen Norris
When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that you should be contented with your lot?
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William Shakespeare
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
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Agnes Repplier
It is in his pleasure that a man really lives it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
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Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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George Bernard Shaw
What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.
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Mark Twain
Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - 1906
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Martha Grimes
We don't know who we are until we see what we can do.
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Saint Augustine
Hear the other side. (Audi Partem Alteram)
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Henry Clay
I had rather be right than be President.
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John Hunter
Why think? Why not try the experiment?
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George Eliot
Falsehood is easy, truth so difficult.
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Sir Walter Scott
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.
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