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Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 194
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Henry Ford
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
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George Frost Kennan
One sometimes feels a guest of one's time and not a member of its household.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
In the South where slavery still exists, the Negroes are less carefully kept apart they sometimes share the labors and the recreations of the whites the whites consent to intermix with them to a certain extent, and although legislation treats them more harshly, the habits of the people are more tolerant and compassionate.
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jacoby I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try wearing a corset.
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Oprah Winfrey
I believe that uncertainty is rally my spirit's way of whispering, I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here.
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Licretius
There is no place in nature for extinction.
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Arab Proverb
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
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Mario M Cuomo
I said I didn't want to run for president. I didn't ask you to believe me.
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Euripides, Aegeus
The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich estate.
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George Santayana
Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our first loves.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
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Bertrand Russell
There is much pleasure ot be gained from useless knowledge.
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