|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 185
|
Dan Quayle
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.
= = = = = = = = = =
Socrates, Apology, (Plato)
But already it is time to depart, for me to die, for you to go on living; which of us takes the better course, is concealed from anyone except God.
= = = = = = = = = =
Otto Von Bismarck, remark, Aug. 11, 1867
Politics is the art of the possible.
= = = = = = = = = =
George W. Bush, speech, November 19, 1999
The case for trade is not just monetary, but moral. Economic freedom creates habits of liberty. And habits of liberty create expectations of democracy.
= = = = = = = = = =
Irving Layton
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.
= = = = = = = = = =
James Thorpe
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
= = = = = = = = = =
C. V. R. Thompson
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
= = = = = = = = = =
Albert Einstein
What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether To answer this question at all implies a religion. Is there any sense then, you ask, in putting it I answer, the man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life.
= = = = = = = = = =
John Wooden
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
= = = = = = = = = =
Fran Lebowitz
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sigmund Freud, his essay on war & death
If you want to endure life, prepare yourself for death.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
