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Sallust
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
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Isaac Asimov
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
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Maggie Kuhn
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
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Anais Nin
When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.
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Bertrand Russell, "Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?", 1947
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.
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Rotarian
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
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Charles De Gaulle
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
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Steven Patrick Callahan
Dreams, ideas, and plans not only are an escape, they give me purpose, a reason to hang on.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
The greater man the greater courtesy.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of the truth than lies.
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Peter Brimelow, National Review (2/1/93)
The modern definition of racist is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal
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