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Ralph Waldo Emerson
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
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Edward R. Murrow
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
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Morrow Mayo
Here is an artificial city which has been pumped up under forced draught, inflated like a balloon, stuffed with rural humanity like a goose with corn...endeavoring to eat up this too rapid avalanche of anthropoids, the sunshine metropolis heaves and strains, sweats and becomes pop-eyed, like a young boa constrictor trying to swallow a goat. It has never imparted an urban character to its incoming population for the simple reason that it has never had any character to impart. On the other hand, the place has the manners, culture and general outlook of a huge country village.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Edmund Burke
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
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Bruce Lee
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
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Sir Winston Churchill
It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
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Polybius, History
There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that dwells in the heart of every man.
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Lester J. Pourciau
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
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Henry David Thoreau
We shall see but a little way if we require to understand what we see.
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Jane Wagner
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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A. J. Toynbee
Religion holds the solution to all problems of human relationship, whether they are between parents and children or nation and nation. Sooner or later, man has always had to decide whether he worships his own power or the power of God.
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