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Very Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 180
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Thomas Herrick
To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd.
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Baltasar Gracian
The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
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Thomas Jefferson
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
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Chinese proverb
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
Ah Christ, that it were possible For one short hour to see The souls we loved, that they might tell us What and where they be.
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F. E. Smedley
You are looking as fresh as paint.
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Dee W. Hock, Fast Company
Never hire or promote in your own image. It is foolish to replicate your strength and idiotic to replicate your weakness. It is essential to employ, trust, and reward those whose perspective, ability, and judgment are radically different from yours. It is also rare, for it requires uncommon humility, tolerance, and wisdom.
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Marion Hammer
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see on T.V., and those are the wrong things.
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Bertrand Russell
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
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Andy Warhol
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
To establish oneself in the world, one has to do all one can to appear established.
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Elizabeth II
The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its average men and women.
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