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Amusing Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 197
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Noel Coward
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
How else but through a broken heart May Lord Christ enter in
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Emma Goldman, Anarchism (1910)
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
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Sigmund Freud
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
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Doug Tygar
The woman of my dreams knows how to break into systems.
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Audre Lorde
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
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George Santayana
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.
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Brian Tracy
The more you seek security, the less of it you have. But the more you seek opportunity, the more likely it is that you will achieve the security that you desire.
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Danish proverb
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words---'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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John Wanamaker
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.
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