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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense ... human rights invented America.
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H. L. Mencken
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
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Theodore Harold White
Generally students are the best vehicles for passing on ideas, for their thoughts are plastic and can be molded and they can adjust the ideas of old men to the shape of reality as they find it in villages and hills of China or in ghettos and suburbs of America.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
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Henry David Thoreau
Be not simply good - be good for something.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought to lead. I follow it at a mighty distance, crawling.
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Author Unknown
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea
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Elias Schwartz
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
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Andrew Schneider
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
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Cristion Morgenstern
Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
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John W. Gardner
Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use of one's powers and talents.
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Joe Moore
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public.
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