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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 18

Karen Casey

Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood.


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Aeschylus

In war, truth is the first casualty.


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Henry Kissinger

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.


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Benjamin Franklin

Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.


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Doris Lessing

All sanity depends on this that is should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones are moving easily under the flesh.


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Logan Pearsall Smith

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.


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Henri Frdric Amiel

The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms.


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Ursula K. LeGuin

If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.


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Pope John XXIII

Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.


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H. L. Mencken

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.


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Darby Conley

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.


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Zora Neale Hurston

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.



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