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Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
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Eric Mascall
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are not content to be the sort of beings that God has made them, but try to persuade themselves that they are really beings of some different kind.
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Pearl S. Buck
The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due, I believe, to their isolation from the larger family unit. No two people - no mere father and mother - as I have often said, are enough to provide emotional security for a child. He needs to feel himself one in a world of kinfolk, persons of variety in age and temperament, and yet allied to himself by an indissoluble bond which he cannot break if he could, for nature has welded him into it before he was born.
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George Bernard Shaw
This is the true joy in life -- being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one...
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Groucho Marx
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
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Nelia Gardner White
Some people just don't seem to realize, when they're moaning about not getting prayers answered, that no is the answer.
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Liberace
When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank.
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Polish Proverb
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I believe that what woman resents is not so much giving herself in pieces as giving herself purposelessly.
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Robert Graves
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
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